…apparently someone neglected to tell 45 year old single woman, Lorna Jeanne Dudash.

The police were at her house to assist with an emergency. They left and she phoned 911 to ask for the details of an officer she thought was ‘cute’ (sigh).

There are so many ways I could insult this woman, but her own idiocy and the fact that the tasty police man did come back… to arrest her, are punishment enough!