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Archive for December 19th, 2007

I cracked the hell up reading this BS in the paper on my way home from work today. TheLondonPaper wrote an article about the top 10 fabby-delicious items burglars want (to steal) this Christmas.
The article basically says we are all slack as hell with our home security around the holidays. This fact, teamed with people [...]

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Reports are that Jessica and Pimp Daddy Simpson (yes, that ever so powerful Hollywood duo) are not satisfied with churning out twin monstrosities ‘Major Movie Star’ and ‘Blonde Ambition’, they also now want to ruin remake ‘Pretty Woman’.
If this flies I’ll report on the inevitable hilarity that ensues…
A source tells OK Magazine:
A source said, [...]

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I somehow slipped into a coma last night (evidently) and woke up to find out that Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant (shakes head, looks down)… I’m sorry, it’s all my fault Bwahahaha

(Pulls self together and attempts to be sensible for rest of post)…
The under-age school kid and her 19 year old plaything [...]

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