10 Celeb Predictions For 2008

I have been toying with a few ideas of what fun lists I could concoct, as this year comes to a close.

I have not been a celeb blogger for a full year, so it would be rather difficult to give a proper run down of 2007. What I have decided to do instead is a prediction of the year to come, as I can have a little fun with it.

I would just like to make it clear that this list is not meant to be taken totally seriously, and it is not based on anything other than the chewing gum and fluff I have between my ears. This is meant to be silly and just for fun!

TheLostGirl’s Top 10 Predictions for 2008; in order of the scandal they would cause are as follows…

Number 10- Jennifer Lopez & Christina Aguilera

… will both have twins. As huge as they have both gotten, soooo quickly, I bloody well hope they both have twins in there (either that or they are both smuggling something).

Number 9- ‘A.N. Other’ B-List Actress

… will start a phoney arse pregnancy rumour to get some pithy column inches, and then have her publicist angrily refute it a few days later.

Number 8- Kate Moss

I predict that Kate will be drawn back into a relationship with Pete Doherty. Whether we like the guy or not (I choose not), they had an undeniable chemistry and I think this will draw them back together.

Number 7- Jessica Alba

I predict her bullsh*t relationship with Cash Warren will break down.

Lets face it, if you are only getting married because your on-again-off-again boyfriend knocked you up, this does not set a great tone for the rest of the relationship.

I predict that she will find another guy and maybe marry him before the year is out.

Number 6- Amy Winehouse

Amy will eventually be reunited with her waste of space husband ‘Blaaaake’. They will have the inevitable crack baby or two by the end of the year no doubt.

Number 5- Angelina Jolie

I predict another pregnancy for Angelina.

Another adoption is too obvious, and as hilarious as her horror/ terror was when she fell pregnant the first time, it would just be too funny if it happened again!

Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…

Source US Weekly

Number 4- Paris Hilton

I am in no real doubt that in order to prove ‘what a good person she is’ Paris will get pregnant or adopt a baby from a third world country who, frankly, was better off where they were.

According to People, Paris has been heard saying;

‘Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’

Source People

Number 3- Lindsay Lohan

I predict that Lindsay will find a non-skanky bloke and he will propose in a drunken haze. She will then say ‘yes’ in a drunken haze, and they will have a Vegas wedding; which will be annulled a few days later.

Number 2- Britney Spears

I predict that all of Britney’s ho-ing around and (alleged) sleeping with paparazzi will bite her in the arse and she will get pregnant by one of them by the end of the year. After all, if she can’t remember to put on underwear, how is she ever going to remember to take freakin’ birth control pills?!?

Number 1- Jamie Lynn Spears

I predict that the most obvious/ biggest scandal of ‘08 will be the story that her baby’s real dad will come forward after the baby is born. He will be drawn out due to the sadness of watching two children attempt to raise his child. I predict he will then be thrown into the slammer, where he belongs, for getting Jamie Lynn pregnant in the first place!

I then predict that Lynne Spears will talk Jamie Lynn into doing an OK magazine exclusive about the whole event for the princely sum of… oh, lets say $1 million.

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