Ashton Kutcher’s ‘Pop Fiction’ Ain’t Foolin’ No One

The media are apparently not as gullible as Ashton Kutcher would have us think. Various outlets have hit back after essentially being mocked through the premise of his show [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

For those who don’t know, Ashton Kutcher (the irritating, but rather dishy idiot from ‘Punk’d'), has concocted a show where celebrity friends of his set up fake news stories to fool paparazzi and media agencies. The idea being to show how frivolous and stalker-ish the industry is… problem is that he is not fooling anybody.

Also, Ashton hit on another major snag that has got me thinking. The stories he produces and leaks to the press are actually not that interesting. In addition, the people he gets to act in these stories aren’t that interesting or ‘media worthy’ either. One story, for example included Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez. Mario Lopez! WTF who the hell cares if this guy bursts into flames on Robertson Blvd? Not me. Apparently no one else does either.

The show, to me, does not appear to be that big of a hit. The stories featured actually didn’t get all that much press coverage…

“There’s nothing these people do that we don’t know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It’s almost like these celebs have LoJack. It’s easy to track them. “

Star mag ran a picture of Paris and her “guru,” but reported that it was a stunt. “We never took it seriously,” Star editor in chief Candace Trunzo tells us. “After a while, you learn what smells.” Kutcher’s crusade for truth won’t affect Star’s coverage of Kutcher and his wife, Demi Moore, Trunzo says. “He’s only semi-interesting,” she says. “He doesn’t sell a lot of mags.”

“It’s a typical conceited celebrity,” says a mag insider. “Live a life, man. Grow up. Go act. If a celeb has a full week, then they have way too much time on their hands.”

Story courtesy of NY Daily News

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Ashton & Demi Totally Over Kabballah

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are reportedly over their infatuation with Kabballah. They became somewhat bored with it all and have bowed out. The pair reportedly have not been seen at key meetings and events for some time, leading to rumours that they have given up the religion all together.

Ashton was once so devoted that he refused to take of his red-string during a film shoot, meaning the producers had to go and air-brush it out, post-production (to avoid turning off audiences). However, the tides have turned and Ashton was spotted out and about in Robertson Boulevard without it!

“Ashton and Demi used to have an impeccable attendance record,” says one source with close ties to the Kabballah Centre in L.A. Another source close to the couple says it’s been “months” since the two attended services or participated in the Shabbat dinner after Friday services.

Back in the day, the religion was trendy and everyone from Madonna to Britney Spears wanted to be associated. Now that some of the cool and celebrity kudos has worn off, the Church seems to be shedding members. Now I have to be honest, I spent quite a bit of time a few years back looking into the religion, what it meant and what it could do for me. I was going through a tough time at University and I guess I wanted answers. I will be both nice and honest and say, I actually agree with a sh*t load they talk about. Their teachings seem to make a lot of sense and they only score, like a three on the crazy-o-meter (compared to say a 9.5 for Scientology).

Story courtesy of Perez Hilton

 

Ashton & Demi’s Christmas Video

Random, nonsensical, and slightly irritating (oh yeah and there’s a random ’sex’ scene’ in there for good measure as well)… That is the winter tale, loosely based on the writers strike, as performed by Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.