Fergie Ferg


FERGIE has decided to show us all how much contempt she has for us by recording the theme tune for Sex and the City [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

This delightful monstrosity is called ”Labels or Love”.

Lord, I am so wiped out from making fun of VICTORIA BECKHAM… too tired to pun any more (gasp)…

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Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas has taken it upon herself to blab to Marie Claire magazine about her fun filled days as a super paranoid Meth addict [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog]. Cos, ya know, that’s what the 20-35 female demo of the magazine wanna read about… not shoes, not make up… Meth! Can someone please inform this woman that sometimes it is okay to keep these things to herself. Along with the long-winded explanation she gave about wetting herself on stage, meth binges are something no one else really needs to know about.

“I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so they couldn’t see in,” Fergie told Marie Claire, explaining that she thought the FBI was after her during her brief addiction to methamphetamines around 2001.

“One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me. … I’m searching in the bushes for clues about whatever they’re after me for. I’m in a cowboy hat and red lips. He hands me a muffin. I’m thinking, he’s in on it,” Fergie said.

Story courtesy of ABC

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Yikes! You have to worry when someone is airbrushed almost beyond recognition, and they really STILL don’t really look any better… Ha!

To see the Blender Magazine Jan/Feb 08 cover for Fergie, of the Black Eyed Peas, Click HERE.

Whohoo another (probably phoney) on-again-off-again couple are engaged. Oh joy of joys.It was announced minutes ago that Fergie, of the Black Eyed Peas, is engaged to ‘Las Vegas’ actor Josh Duhamel. TMZ report:

‘Josh’s rep confirmed the happy news to us, and would only say the “Vegas” star proposed to the singer “recently.” She would not offer up any additional details.’

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Yikes, I wish she wouldn’t. Fergie, of the Black Eyed Peas, thought it would be a good idea to explain what happened when she wet herself on-stage in 2005. Now, BS excuses such as ’she was sweating in a crescent shape’ don’t really wash with me… but in instances like this, I think it’s perfectly acceptable to lie and damn well leave it at that!

I don’t really need to know that, yes, you did pee your pants and you seem alarmingly unperturbed that the two things people know you for are that and your drug addiction!

Story courtesy of Celebslam

I was late, so I didn’t go to the restroom before I went onstage. It was horrible. But, whatever. It happened. It’s like there’s one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants on-stage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh.”

Fergie Ferg performs a rocky version of ‘Live & Let Die’ at Movies Rock, below.

ROTFL! ;)

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