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Who feels like some comic relief? *waves hands furiously* [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

The Knowles publicity machine hit a road block today, in a PR blunder of EPIC (comic) proportions.

Click the below video to watch Solange Knowles make a total tit of herself on live TV.

VIDEO SET UP:

Knowles was doing an interview on a Las Vegas show called “More”. She was promoting her album Sol-Angel & the Hadley St. Dreams.

The beef started with an off-air interview brief (oooh, that rhymes). The interviewer had (rightly) double-checked whether Knowles was comfortable talking about Beyonce or Jay-Z. Knowles said ‘No’ she wasn’t, off-air and then the show started broadcasting.

The (very courteous) show host introduced Knowles and invited her to start talking about her album… and then Knowles hit the roof. She flew into a rage, slagging off the interviewer and calling her questions ‘unproffessional’.

“I have to say, that was not a very professional introduction before. Please don’t tie me into family and my brother-in-law’s establishment.”

Someone off camera had to step in and say (audibly) that the pre-interview was not shown.

“That wasn’t live, Solange. That wasn’t on [live] TV.”

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Fook! Seems the little’ens aren’t diggin’ my bloooogle and others like it [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

According to The NY TImes, tweens are big social networkers, but largely ignore blogs.

This flies in the face of the logic I used to establish this blog…. seems the people reading this aren’t all 11 years old? Damn!

“While 72 percent of the children online belonged to a social networking site (usually MySpace), 60 percent of them said they rarely or never read blogs.”

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Hahahahahaha! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been caught lying about their sex-life [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

The bleach-blond, be-chinned pair appeared together on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today, to promote the latest shitatious series of the fakery that is The HIlls.

During the chat, the female half of decided to act holier than thou, literally.

She said that she was still a virgin and did not believe in sex-before-marriage. Also the aptly named Spencer Pratt chimed in saying the pair sleep in the same bed, but with pillows down the middle to ‘avoid temptation’ and that ‘we don’t sin over here’.

B.S. of course, but the pair seemed commited to the lie.

It didn’t take long for their shenanigans to be uncovered though.

Hollyscoop.com found The Hills: Series 1 footage of Montag talking about her sex life. And even worse than that, Heidi even spoke about a pregnancy scare on the show too!

In the episode Heidi tells Spencer, “I took a pregnancy test,” but assured him that it turned out negative. Last we checked, if you’re a virgin, you wouldn’t need to take a pregnancy test. Sources tell Hollyscoop that “It’s just another PR stunt for them to gain more press for her album.”

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The images below are only a sample of the latest gross trend… posters promoting movies etc. that show a close up of a girls face, licking blood [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

The worst of the lot is the promotional poster for the 2009 flick ‘Red Sonja’, starring Rose McGowan.

Other (almost as gross) examples include the posters for ‘Jennifer’s Body’, starring Megan Fox and the HBO TV show, ‘True Blood’.

PNasty places the blame for the trend solely at the feet of the delectable Angelina Jolie (see the old image of Angelina, bottom right) and I concur.

Red Sonja Poster

Red Sonja Poster

Jennifer's Love, True Blood & Angelina Jolie

Jennifer's Body, True Blood & Angelina Jolie

WTF… discuss!

Images and story courtesy of Jezebel & ONTD

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It’s been a hot minute since The Soup made a wet-your-pants-funny iPhone advert [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog]. However, they have managed to do it again, with the video below; a parody of the mania behind the launch of the iPhone 3G and all the hidden expenses that come along with it.

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Like, OMG, dude! I’ll totally be spending time that I don’t have and that I should be using for more productive things, watching the new show ‘Queen Bees’ [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

The show is about biotches and their gang of poorer and less-attractive wannabes. The premise is that these deluded clowns think they are… and I quote, ‘perfect’, but they are about to be brought down a peg or two.

Their challenge is to be ‘nice’. The one of them who ‘changes’ the most will walk away $25,000 richer. LOLs.

Have any of you guys heard about this show? Will you be watching when it premiers tonight at 9:00 p.m. (ET)?

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BROOKE HOGAN a.k.a. BROOKE BOLLEA has a new reality show coming out on Sunday, ‘Brooke Knows Best’ and as such is gum-flapping to all celeb news outlets that will give her airtime [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

HOGAN sat with Access Hollywood, to (once again) bare all – read, regurgitating the same tripe she has been writing about her family on her Myspace and airing out her dirty-family-laundry in public in exchange for higher ratings.

On her mental health: “I have to admit I did have a little bit of a breakdown one time about that ‘cause my brother and I are inseparable,” Brooke said. “I’m always used to protecting him, he’s always been my little brother.”

On brother NICK’s prison stay: “[NICK hasn't been] physically harmed, but kids have confronted him about it,” Brooke said. “And thank God he knows how to handle it and say, ‘Yo! Back off!’”

On the pressure about the premier of her show this Sunday: “I don’t feel pressure,” Brooke said. “I do feel like if someone can see me slip up, you know, they would love it because it would complete the family craziness. I’m not naturally the type of person that likes to party and start trouble.”

Click on the video below for footage of the interview…

Story courtesy of Access Hollywood

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