Sh*tty Quality Magazine Scans Rock My World!

To check out the scanned pages from Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s OK magazine spread, click HERE.

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Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Cover Is Gargoyle Free

The image of Jennifer Lopez and her twins has been released to the public [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog]. The new issue of People Magazine has a cover graced by Lopez and her twins, Max and Emme.

Gargoyle was (for some reason) not selected to be on the front cover… can’t think why [twiddles thumbs anxiously]… OK screw it. Let’s face it, they are going to sell way more covers without his mug on the front staring back at people.

The Gargoyle-less front cover for People magazine can be found HERE.

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JLo and Gargoyle Have No Imagination

Jenny from Da Block and Gargoyle have rather unimaginatively called their children Max and Emme…

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s newborn twins are named Max and Emme, Lopez’s manager Simon Fields officially confirms to People.

The new parents welcomed their son and daughter on Feb. 22. Emme was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and Max followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

Story courtesy of People

 

 

Scientology Swoops In On Jennifer Lopez’s Twins

Jho and Gargoyle’s babies are apparently in the sights of Scientology.

According to various sources, including the New York Post, super-Scienntologist pal Leah Remini has been with Jenny from the block after she gave birth to the twins, though there’s no word yet on whether she gave birth LRH-style, that is, silently, like Katie Holmes did.

… also no word on whether the poor babies are doomed to live a Suri Cruise-esque borderline freak-show existence as true Scientology babies. Will bring you news as the story develops.

Story courtesy of TMZ

 

Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth To Twins, Blah, Blah, Blah

So the biatch finally gave birth after being pregnant for a year-and-a-half or something. She ever so kindly gave birth to a boy AND a girl. Gosh that was nice of her. The bullshit quote about how happy they are can be found below for those who care…

The babies were born early Friday in Long Island, N.Y. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Lopez’s manager Simon Fields tells PEOPLE exclusively.

The twins are Jho’s first and second child, while Gargoyle has now racked up five kids in total.

Story courtesy of People

 

JLo Will Have Twice As Many Babies To Pimp Out

Babies are clearly worth big bucks in Hollywood. Jennifer Lopez clocked this and me-thinks she used her super-duper diva powers to wish her self twins. After all twice the babies, twice the money.

Jamie Lynn Spears got $1 million dollars just for announcing that she was pregnant. The baby to beat (as it were) is Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, who was worth $4 million.

Sources are reporting that Jennifer and Gargoyle are looking for $4-6 million for their baby pictures… but something tells me they won’t be donating the money to charity like momma Jolie and poppa Pitt!

 

 

Jennifer Lopez IS Expecting Twins, Also Poppa Lopez Has A Rather Big Mouth

Jennifer Lopez’s father, David, has let slip that his daughter is definitely expecting twins.

What the hell is it about celebrity fathers that makes them want to blab to all and sundry about things so private? Jennifer went to the trouble of not being annoying through the whole pregnancy and managed to keep the details under wraps… then pops comes in and spoils it all!

“Yes, twins. The thing is in my family, my sister also had twins, so it’s a hereditary thing,” the grandpa-to-be said in an interview on the show Escándalo TV (Telefutura). When asked how he felt about the big news, López expressed his happiness for his famous daughter. “I’m very proud. Jennifer has yearned to be a mother for many years,” he said.

Story courtesy of People Espanol