Jessica Simpson To Ruin Grease Remake?

Michelle Pfeiffer is looking into a remake of the popular 70s movie ‘Grease’. Word on the grapevine is Pfeiffer is eager for Jessica ‘Straight-to DVD’ Simpson to play Sandy.

With Simpson in the lead role, Pfeiffer would play Principal McGee.

Seems Michelle wants to correct the mistakes she made with ‘Grease 2′.

“It’s a great idea, and I hear they would like to get Jessica Simpson for the role of Sandy. She would be good.” Pfeiffer adds of her own Grease experience, “I hated that film (Grease 2) with a vengeance and could not believe how bad it was. At the time, was young and didn’t know better… I hear it’s a cult movie now.”

Story courtesy of ICYDK. Image courtesy of iBaller in accordance with their Terms of Use.

 

‘Blonde Ambition’ Leaked Online (In Its Entirety)

Poor Jessica Simpson, seems like her acting career is really in the sh*tter. Not only did her awful movie, ‘Blonde Ambition’, totally die at the (ahem) box office, but now the entire film has been leaked online.

P.S. The link to the film, as above/ the image below, goes to a site whose contents in general may not be suitable for work. It looks like some foreign YouTube-a-like affair.

P.P.S I have totally (coughs) never seen this website before (chuckles). I also have totally never watched many, many, many other films on this site, and it totally doesn’t rock!

Click on the IMAGE BELOW to watch the film.

UPDATE 4 JAN 2008- The film was pulled. It’s NO LONGER AVAILABLE at this link!

 

‘Blonde Ambition’ Takes $1,190 This Weekend

Jessica Simpson’s movie ‘Blonde Ambition’ has frankly done better at the cinemas than critics would have though. The blockbuster took (wait for it…) $1,190 this weekend!

As you may know the film only got a ‘vanity run’ in 8 theatres in her home town of Texas. Seems like her neighbours don’t have much love for her, as they spent an average of $48 per screen this Friday, making a total of $384.

Note to Jess: Must take acting classes BEFORE taking next role, also if YOU are the most high profile (ahem) actor on the bill, PASS!

Story courtesy of Perez Hilton

 

Ashlee Simpson Upstaged by Jamie Lynn… Also Bitter

Ha! News is that Ashley Simpson is p*ssed that Jamie Lynn Spears announced her pregnancy at the same time as her new song came out, thus upstaging her.

Ashley hasn’t made anything like the splash she had hoped for, as for some reason, people think the 16 year old sister of Twitney getting knocked up is more news worthy. After all, Ashley will release more songs, but how the f*ck often is comedy gold like Jamie Lynn getting pregnant gonna happen, ay!? A source talks to MSNBC’s The Scoop:

“Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed. Her sister, Jessica, grew up in the shadow of Britney; it took years for Jess to separate herself from her. How ironic that Ashlee’s big day ends up spent in the shadow of Britney’s little sister.”

“Jamie Lynn didn’t just steal the spotlight; she sucked the oxygen out of the week. This week it’s all about her.”

Ha! Bitter much?

For the two or three of you who care, Ashley’s video for ‘Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)’, is shown below.

UPDATE 18 MAY 2008 Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz – Wedding & Pregnancy Both Official

 

Jessica Simpson Wants to Ruin Another Movie

Reports are that Jessica and Pimp Daddy Simpson (yes, that ever so powerful Hollywood duo) are not satisfied with churning out twin monstrosities ‘Major Movie Star’ and ‘Blonde Ambition’, they also now want to ruin remake ‘Pretty Woman’.

If this flies I’ll report on the inevitable hilarity that ensues…

A source tells OK Magazine:

A source said, “She thinks this one’s got ‘hit’ written all over it. Her father [and manager] Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia.”

Story courtesy of DListed.com

 

‘Major Movie Star’ Has Photoshop-licious Poster

Pimp Daddy Simpson has been caught cutting corners again. Joe is the producer of both ‘Major Movie Star’ and ‘Blonde Ambition’. We saw recently that the ‘Blonde Ambition’ DVD cover was made from a composite of a shoot for ‘Public Affair’, and it looks like recycling has become a bit of a bad habit… the cover of ‘Major Movie Star’ is a photoshop of an old GQ cover! What the hell?

Are all film makers this cheap arse, or was I just really naive to think that they would pay a couple of grand for a damn photo shoot, after spending millions of dollars on a movie?!?

Watch the ‘Major Movie Star’ trailer HERE.

Story and image courtesy of Mollygood, in accordance with Fair Use.

 

‘Blonde Ambition’ DVD Has Photoshop-licious Cover

Oh the shame, the shame. Jessica Simpson’s straight to DVD dud ‘Blonde Ambition’, was clearly made on a shoestring. Her box cover is actually recycled from her ‘Public Affair’ artwork... Yes, really!

The picture on the left is the box cover for Blonde Ambition, the picture on the right is a shot from Jessica’s ‘A Public Affair’ CD. I bet Pimp Daddy Simpson had some fun making these pictures

UPDATE 17 DEC 2007 ‘Major Movie Star’ Has Photoshop-licious Poster

UPDATE 30 DEC 2007 ‘Blonde Ambition’ Leaked Online (In Its Entirety)

Picture courtesy of IDLYITW in accordance with Fair Use

For the sadomasochists out there, the ‘Blonde Ambition’ trailer can be viewed below.

You. Have. Been. Warned.