Jessica Simpson To Ruin Grease Remake?

Michelle Pfeiffer is looking into a remake of the popular 70s movie ‘Grease’. Word on the grapevine is Pfeiffer is eager for Jessica ‘Straight-to DVD’ Simpson to play Sandy.
With Simpson in the lead role, Pfeiffer would play Principal McGee.
Seems Michelle wants to correct the mistakes she made with ‘Grease 2′.
“It’s a great [...]

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‘Blonde Ambition’ Leaked Online (In Its Entirety)

Poor Jessica Simpson, seems like her acting career is really in the sh*tter. Not only did her awful movie, ‘Blonde Ambition’, totally die at the (ahem) box office, but now the entire film has been leaked online.
P.S. The link to the film, as above/ the image below, goes to a site whose contents in [...]

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‘Blonde Ambition’ Takes $1,190 This Weekend

Jessica Simpson’s movie ‘Blonde Ambition’ has frankly done better at the cinemas than critics would have though. The blockbuster took (wait for it… $1,190 this weekend!
As you may know the film only got a ‘vanity run’ in 8 theatres in her home town of Texas. Seems like her neighbours don’t have much love for [...]

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Ashlee Simpson Upstaged by Jamie Lynn… Also Bitter

Ha! News is that Ashley Simpson is p*ssed that Jamie Lynn Spears announced her pregnancy at the same time as her new song came out, thus upstaging her.
Ashley hasn’t made anything like the splash she had hoped for, as for some reason, people think the 16 year old sister of Twitney getting knocked up [...]

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Jessica Simpson Wants to Ruin Another Movie

Reports are that Jessica and Pimp Daddy Simpson (yes, that ever so powerful Hollywood duo) are not satisfied with churning out twin monstrosities ‘Major Movie Star’ and ‘Blonde Ambition’, they also now want to ruin remake ‘Pretty Woman’.
If this flies I’ll report on the inevitable hilarity that ensues…
A source tells OK Magazine:
A source said, [...]

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‘Major Movie Star’ Has Photoshop-licious Poster

Pimp Daddy Simpson has been caught cutting corners again. Joe is the producer of both ‘Major Movie Star’ and ‘Blonde Ambition’. We saw recently that the ‘Blonde Ambition’ DVD cover was made from a composite of a shoot for ‘Public Affair’, and it looks like recycling has become a bit of a bad habit… the [...]

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‘Blonde Ambition’ DVD Has Photoshop-licious Cover

Oh the shame, the shame. Jessica Simpson’s straight to DVD dud ‘Blonde Ambition’, was clearly made on a shoestring. Her box cover is actually recycled from her ‘Public Affair’ artwork… Yes, really!

The picture on the left is the box cover for Blonde Ambition, the picture on the right is a shot from Jessica’s ‘A Public [...]

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Celebrity Update- Pimp Daddy Simpson Strikes Again, Jessica Dates

Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson has taken to pimping out his little girl, Jessica, and has set her up with this fellow, Tony Romo.
To be frank, I think their body language is appalling! They are supposed to be on a date for crying out loud.
Why are they so freakin’ far away from [...]

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Celebrity Update- Jessica Simpson Can’t Act, World Gasps

Yikes, you just HAVE to watch this dead arse trailer for JS’s new crap-acious film ”Major Movie star”. I mean It’s just awful. I am stunned given her obvious acting ability I was expecting a Dame Judy Dench worthy performance. My heart is broken

Pictures courtesy of iBaller (in accordance with their Terms of [...]

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