Paris Hilton Possibly Pregnant, Probably Not

Is PARIS HILTON pregnant? Judge for yourself, or click HERE or HERE [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

Story courtesy of DListed & Celebslam

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Benji Madden Is A Dangerous Driver

Idiocy is clearly catching.

I used to think that tattooed fellow BENJI MADDEDN was a stand-up guy (chuckles) but since he has been dating PARIS HILTON, some of her ”dumb” has definitely rubbed off [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

BENJI was caught on camera doing a BRITNEY and running over a paparazzi’s foot. Yep, he was driving off with HILTON is tow and he drove over the guys foot. The person in question has filed a hit and run report with the L.A. Sheriff’s Department in West Hollywood.

You can see a picture of the tyre marks on the guys feet HERE.

Watch the video of the incident HERE.

Story courtesy of TMZ

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Paris Hilton Has 85,000 Friends

PARIS HILTON is, like, way popular. 85,000 people wasted their time applying to be her new BFF (Best Friend for Ever) on her new reality show [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

The Internet is serving as HILTON’S casting agent, with the candidates having posted profiles and videos on the show’s Web site, ParisBFF.com, all in the hope of winning public favor (visitors to the site vote for their favorites) and being one of the 20 finalists who’ll end up competing on the show, the Associated Press reports.

Story courtesy of People

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Paris Hilton Is Not Welcome

Alexander McQueen is talkin’ smack about Paris Hilton [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog]. Reportedly he is crossing his fingers that Wonky and her army of interchangeable skanks see the new boutique he is planning to open on Melrose Avenue and ”keep on walking”. Harsh!

“If she comes past the shop, hopefully she’ll just keep walking,” he told the Los Angeles Times. “I don’t really covet that sort of thing.”

Story courtesy of US

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Paris & Benji’s Fauxmance… The Saga Continues

Wonky McHiltron thinks she is in love again… Paris and her faux beau, Benji, have been dating for longer than two minutes… so of course comes the obligatory gushing about being in love [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog]. Ahem, anyone else noticed that Paris Hilton really thinks she in love with ALL of the men she goes out with? This woman sure has a lot of love to give [insert your own inappropriate joke here].

Paris wrote the following on her MySpace

Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better! It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!! All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience.

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Paris Hilton Is As Graceful As She Is Talented

Paris Hilton tripped over her own hooves whilst in Prague with her (probably fake) boyfriend Benji Madden [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog]. To see the picture of Hilton biting it, click HERE.

 

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Paris Hilton Is ‘F*cktard Of The Year 2008′

Paris Hilton has been in South Africa since Wednesday. She seems to be taking the time she is there to try and convince the world she is anything less than a colossal retard… ”This just in… she is failing miserably” [Website - TheLostGirl’s Blog].

On Thursday, Hilton visited the Jakaranda Kinderhuis orphanage in Pretoria (that’s Pretoria, NOT Petoria, the town Peter Griffin from ‘Family Guy’ created and named after himself, when he found out his house was not part of the United States).

There are depths of depravity and levels of stupidity, that I thought were unreachable. It seems, I was wrong.

Hilton, can be seen in the image below doing what would appear to be a regular autograph signing… but it isn’t. She didn’t want to get caught short in Africa signing anything other than premier images of herself, so she took along a stack of images of herself – skantily clad!

[TheLostGirl struggles to find the words to describe the idiocy she sees before her...] I will let these pictures of Ms. Hilton signing the stack of bikini clad photos (for children) that she (presumably) brought with her to Africa, speak for themselves.

Story courtesy of Defamer

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