Justin Timberlake & Mike Myers Rob Me of 3 Minutes of My Life

When I stumbled on the promo below for the new (ahem) comedy ‘The Love Guru’, no one was thoughtful enough to warn me that it was essentially a weak, been-there-done-that-a-thon. The film stars Mike Myers and guests Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake.

From the clip, I gather that Myers plays (at least) the lead, while in unconvincing ethnic garb, and plays alongside Verne Troyer for at least part of the film (anyone sensing a pattern here?)…

Read more about the film, if you have a higher pain threshold than me, at IMDB.

Click on the clip below for the trailer for ‘The Love Guru’, to watch Justin Timberlake attempt to be funny at 2mins 3 secs - while dressed in 70’s porn gear, and to lose 3 mins of your life that you will never get back.

 

Eva Longoria Robs Me of 3 Minutes of My Life

Eva Longoria Parker’s (phew), been there, done that trailer for ‘Over Her Dead Body’, can be seen below…. I smell an Oscar

 

Paris Hilton Robs Me of 3 Minutes of My Life

The trailer for Paris Hilton’s abomination of a movie, the ‘Hottie and the Nottie’ (?), is now available for all the die hard sadomasochists out there to watch. This isn’t just bad… it’s like a Jessica Simpson movie, but with slightly more wooden acting!

The poster can be seen HERE

Anyone else who wishes to p*ss away valuable seconds of their life, that they won’t get back, should most definitely view the clip below!